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January 02, 2008ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Hammercocks new album now available!

Good God Mother Fuckin' Damn, it's about time too!!! Lone Star Evil is out, buy the fuckin' bitch here.

$11.00 (includes shipping, U.S. Only)

 

$13.00 (includes shipping, International)


Album Details


 
New Stuff

We have lots of new songs coming out soon... we are currently recording 'em and we plan on releasing them on our myspace page for download as each song is finished. Stay tuned!
 
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Boss Hawg moves on..
In case anyone didn't know Boss Hawg has moved on from the Hammercocks. He was one bad ass bass player and a hell of a steak griller. He has some other things going on right now and he is still our brother... good luck Boss! Never fear though.. the Hammercocks will never die!!!

 
 

 

 

 

 

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January 15, 2007ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Hammercocks return to Dallas 02/03/07!!!

MOTHE FUCK!! Hammercocks play the Darkside Lounge for the first time. Nothing but good things have been said about this place and the rest of the line up includes Sawed Off Stick, Dead City Shakers and The Last Of The Interceptors. This should be a good one, cocks go on at 11:30, plenty of time to get nice and drunk off your ass before your ears get blown out. New promo CDs will be available at the show, only have a limited number left, but they are free so get 'em while you can.

 
Hammercocks New Promo 'n shit


We've got 8 song promos straight off the new upcoming album ready to go. Shows, by email, whatever, get 'em 100% free while you can so you can torture your neighbors.

 


 
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Album Status...
The new Album music wise is done. Free promo CDs are available to anyone who asks by email or in person, whatever. We've sent off our info and are shopping some label right now as well as finishing up the artwork. We're planning on a 2007 release for this fucker so stayed tuned.


 
  
 

 

 


July 06, 2006ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Waco Texas Show - July 15th!!



Holy SHIT!! Hammercocks back in their shitty ass home town of Waco on the 15th, how could that be topped you ask? Well, the show will be held at Chapter 11, a hole in the wall little drinking bar, in fact General's drinking bar. This is bound to be some crazy shit, no stage, small place that usually doesn't have music acts and some drunken ass Rock 'n roll!! Something stupid is bound to happen. Y'all come on out for a good time, also playin' is Towne Adams and his band, Towne is a long time friend since childhood and him and his bandmates know how to play hard. No flyer, no planning, just show up and get fucked. If you don't know how to get there, you probably ain't comin' anyway, but if you do need directions, shoot us an email.

 

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Hammercocks New Shirt 'n shit




We've got some new shirts available now from our website under the merchandise section. We'll also have these shirts at the upcoming show of course. Sorry, no new music on disk yet, but we'll have all of our old shit and vinyls too. We do have a few new compilations, one is the motorhead tribute and the other is the "foreign object" compilation which has an alternate version of one of our new songs "Country Garden" on it, pick 'em up while you can, we'll probably lose 'em after this show or they'll be completely ruined by alcohol or possibly thrown out the window on the way home. Good luck.





 



 








 
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We are now on Myspace.com so take a look and do whatever it is you do on myspace.com cause we have no fucking clue, but hey we're there anyway!
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Album Status...
mother fucker, ok, it's been about 2 maybe 3 years since we started fucking with this new album, you're thinking god damn, y'all are some slow ass bitches, well, we are slow, so fuck you!! We've got 10 songs mastered and we're working on the other 6. We've got our comic for the CD insert in the works, the story board has been completed and we have a new kick ass artist working on it now. We'll shoot for the new album to be 100% done and released by the end of this year so merry fucking christmas. Some promo copies should be available soon with probably 8 tracks on it, you'll be updated when they're ready and we'll give 'em away free as usual so you cheap fucks will have a pacifier to suck on until the album is released. Lots of personal issues and changes with the members are causing major album delays, but that's just the way it is with a working man's band. Be assured we ain't goin' nowhere and we will continue to play/release shit until we die. If some weird rich fan wants to slip us some cash so we can all quit our jobs, that would be helpful, I can almost guarantee you that we'd have 4 or 5 releases a year that way. If no one wants to pony up some cash for the Hammercocks, well then, you're just part of the problem aren't ya? So, just sit back, punch your balls and cunts and stay drunk until we're good 'n ready fuckers.


 
  

 

 


 
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December 27, 2005ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Rancid Vat 25th Anniversay Show!! New Years Eve!
That's right, Rancid Vat has been keeping punk alive for 25 years and they're planning a hell of a show on New Year's Eve. They've invited us down to San Marcos Texas along with Before I Hang from Mississippi to join in on the rock! You don't wanna miss this show, some very special guests and some serious beer drinking and who knows what else is gonna be on tap for the night. We're also planning on recording the show if we can figure out how to work the recording shit! I can't think of a better way to spend New Year's. Who knows, if you're lucky, you may not make it to 2006!!
 


 
Hammercocks return to Dallas Friday the 13th! and New Shirt
Friday the 13th, Mean tattooed Roller Derby Girls, Beer and Rock 'n Roll, that just about says it all. The Hammercocks return to Dallas for their first live show there in a long fuckin' time. 01/13/06 at the Liquid Lounge in Deep Ellum. The show is a fund raiser for The Wrecking Crew, some roller derby chicks with a bad attitude, part of the Dallas Derby Devils Texas Roller Derby league. Come out and support their cause and prepare to get your ass rocked hard!!





We've got a new shirt and it's available now from our website under the merchandise section. We'll also have these shirts at the upcoming shows of course.

 



 

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We are now on Myspace.com so take a look and do whatever it is you do on myspace.com cause we have no fucking clue, but hey we're there anyway!
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General Shit...
We're still working on our next full length album, slowly but surely gettin' that fucker nailed down. We're basically just puttin' the finishing touches on it now and of course had "planned" on havin' it all done already. We decided to put it on hold just for month so we could play at the Rancid Vat show and then the show in Dallas. We're plannin' on finishin' that bitch up after that, no more distractions. hopefully we'll be lookin' at a spring release on it. We should have some promos that will be available very soon, so y'all stay tuned to get a sneak peak and some free promo CDs. It should be enough to hold you fuckers over for a while until the album comes out so quit fuckin' cryin' about it!!


We're really lookin' forward to hangin' out with Whiskey Rebel and the rest of Rancid Vat, we've been looking forward to playin' with them for a long time since they moved to Texas and although we've had Whiskey up for BBQ, Beer, and recording/practice, this will be our first real show together and we're honored they've invited us for their 25th . We're lookin' forward to drinkin' with Before I Hang again too and this show sure does have the COS feeling to it, with some familiar faces and some fans flying in from overseas, it should be a hell of a good time had by all!!


Thumbs up to otto partz for the Vat flyer and the new T-shirt design. Well, that's it for now, stay drunk and shoot us an email or leave a message on myspace.com if you wanna shoot the shit. Later - Jack Shit.
  
 

 

 

 

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June 27, 2005ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
S/T 7" now available!!
Our newest 7" is now in our hands and avaiable on the website! We don't have many, so get 'em while you can. this is absolutely the LAST of the released songs from the Goat Farm Sessions with Billy Ray Virus. Check 'em out on the merchandise section of ourWEBSITE or check out DSB Records
 


 
2 new tribute CDs now released!!!
The German released Hank Williams tribute is out and available from Devil Shit Burner Records. Pretty damn cool album, with some great bands and some cool versions of some old country classics!! For more info head over to DSB This is the first released song from the new line up! A 12" vinyl version is planned for release at some point, but grab the CD while you can and support some great bands, a legend and a great German label!

 


The next tribute is MOTORHEAD!!! and it was just released, has lots of great bands and kick ass versions of some motorhead greats!! We did Bite the Bullet. For more info and to order check out Scatboy Records Lots of great artwork and several versions out there.

 


 
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General Shit...
Well MOTHERFUCK, it's been a long time, the date on this damn mailing list says almost a year since the last email. We've pretty much been in fucking hiding for a while making up new songs and getting drunk out of our minds. Rest assured, we haven't slowed down a bit, just been out of the public eye, that's all. We ain't goin' nowhere and have some great things planned in the near future, hell, we may even play some shows if y'all play yer cards right...


We are done releasing previous recordings and tributes and are concentrating on our next full album. Don't mean to toot our own horn here, but this thing is gonna make you SHIT!!! We've really been taking our time on it and can't wait to get this thing rollin' so we can make some ear drums bleed and some eye balls bust..


Anyway, we've got a few more songs to record and then we'll get this bitch wrapped up, make a promo and give everyone that needs one a free copy. Look for an email soon, until then, stay fuckin' drunk and keep Rockin'. Email us at email@hammercocks.com if you wanna shoot the shit.. later - Jack Shit.


 
  
 
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July 18, 2004ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Show Update.... Austin TX. JULY 24th!!! COUNTRY KEG PARTY!!!
Yep, you read that shit right mother fuckers, we're headin' down to Austin for a Keg Party Show near the river close to Downtown. It's on some land primed and ready for a throw down, we've been invited for 2 years and finally got shit worked out to rock on! We'll be playin' about prime time 11pm or so, there's about 5 or 6 other bands playin' and lots of beer flowin', probably BBQin' and maybe even a little backyard wraslin'!!! so bring yer ass down and get ready for a REAL Texas hoe down!!! Directions: Headin' south into Austin, I-35 S, Take 183 S (left), Take Bolm Exit, u-turn under 183 and go back north on the access road, Take Smith St. right, Smith turns into Hesten Rd. Just follow it all the way to the end. If you need help call Steven 512 845-4427

 
Next release hits the printing press!
Our next 7" hit the press in Germany this week, look for it soon!

 



 

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General Shit...
It's July and hotter than fuck, we just got our recording shit back, mother fuckin' finally! so we'll start recording for our next full length album in a few months after we tweek some of our new songs. We haven't really played anywhere lately cause we've been just makin' up new shit and gettin' drunk all the time, but once we get our new stuff recorded, we'll be hittin' the road and paying some visits to some people that need to be rocked! We had a great July 4th down at General's house, we blew up so much shit it took a blower and about 20 55 gallon trash bags to clean up the firework paper and beer!! Good times were had by all. Other than that, summer is here, so get off your ass and have some fun. The fish are bitin', the BBQ's are in full swing and we'll see y'all down in Austin on the 24th and make sure you wear your best bikini now!! - Jack Shit

 
  
 

 


 
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June 7th, 2004ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Show Update.... Waco TX. June 10th!!!
We're playin' at the free music festival Techamuckabaloozima or somethin' down in Waco Texas this Thursday night. It's at TSTC college on the football feilds or somethin' It's free and they'll have food and stuff, no drinkin' so get loaded in your car first, we're not really sure how we got this show, so it might not take long before they shut the sound off on us. Come on out, it should be fun. If you don't know where TSTC is, well, you ain't from Waco so you ain't comin' anyway. Later.

 

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General Shit...
Nothin' much to say these days, we're rockin' out at the domes in Italy Texas and makin' up new shit and gettin' drunker than ever. General and otto are on a whiskey binge, Boss floats back and forth between beer, cheap wine and whiskey and I'm still a beer man. Our next release will be a self titled 7" on Devilshitburner records, the cover is tasty as you can see to the left, the back is worth a look, trust us!! Next up, once we get our recording stuff back, will be our second full length album, we're all real fuckin' pumped about this bastard, the songs we've made up over the past 8 months since Boss joined us and Otto took lead are beyond Rock 'n Roll, they are down right godly!! We're real fuckin' happy and keep makin' up better ones almost every weekend.

We plan on puttin' together some more shows over the summer so hopefully, if you're lucky, we'll be comin' to destroy YOUR town!!!
  
 
 

 


 
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February 04, 2004ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in!
 
Show Update.... Tulsa OK. FEB. 14th!!!
That's right you cum guzzlers, we're headin' back to Tulsa, I hope you fuckers are ready!!

Saturday, February 14th, 2004
at Unit D - 1238 W. 41st Street - Tulsa, OK
A Valentine's Day Massacre
featuring
The Hammercocks
The Beer Mongers
& United Fists
8pm Doors - $5 Donation
All Ages - BYOB if 21+

 

Show Update... Waco TX. FEB 21st!!!
Waco's do gooders just can't keep us out, it's our home town and we're playin' the sumbitch, I know Waco ain't ready, but we sure is hell are!!

Saturday, February 21st, 2004
at Treff's - 520 Austin Avenue, Downtown Waco TX
254-759-1209
Show starts at 10pm
Town Adams also appearing.
No Cover, we think?

 






 

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General Shit...
We're finally back in show mode, but plan on releasing a new full length album this year. If our recording shit didn't break, we would probably be done by now. We've got an ass-ton of new songs to lay down and we're lookin' forward to it.

We'll have our first two vinyl releases available at the FEB. shows, so bring at least a three or four hundred bucks with ya. We'll have a few debut CDs and shirts too, but we're runnin' low on everything so if you want somethin' yer gonna have ta get naked for sure.

We've got a new practice place and man does it fuckin' rock, things are going well here and we seem to be getting drunker each practice. The more we drink, the more we write songs, so things are lookin' up. The new line up is workin' out killer, Boss Hawg fits right in and is smokin' the bass guitar although sometimes he needs a good bitch slap! Otto has developed his own sytle of lead already, he's doin' a damn fine job for a large headed naked freak. General's breath still stinks, I wish whatever was rottin' away in there would hurry up and fall out, shit. And me, well I'm rockin' like a mother fuckin' hurricane I can assure you my friends.

We've got two new releases comin' out soon, both on Devil shitburner records outta Germany and both on vinyl. Check our website for details.

That's it for now, mainly just wanted to update you queers on the two shows this month so you'd quit cryin' about Hammercock withdrawel, now just get off yer asses and Rock the FUCK OUT with us!!! See Y'ALL there - Jack Shit
  
 
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September 03, 2003ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put your cock in!
 
Hammercocks / Nerds Split 7" Now Available!!!




The long awaited rumble between the Hammercocks (Texas) VS. The Nerds (Italy) is a reality. The album is limited to 680 copies worldwide and is out NOW on Switzerland's ZURICH CHAINSAW MASSACRE records! It is a smooth gloss cover with full color artwork front and back, a glossy insert and 2 unreleased foot stompers per band. It is available through our website for just $6 which includes U.S. shipping. Just click on the button below or the merchandise link on our website

Hammercocks / Faggotkings Split 12" Now Available!!!




Our first vinyl release has just become available within the last month worldwide. It is with the infamous members of Germany's Community of Filth - The Faggotkings and motherfuckers, let me tell ya, this album will ROCK your ASS!!! It's a 12" vinyl split Released on Germany's Stereodrive records, and a must have. It's also available on our site and it's only $12 including U.S. postage. There were some clear vinyl copies made as well, and we're not 100% sure how many were pressed. They're a bit more due to rarity, but they are available on our site.

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General Shit...
Well, we've been movin' right along with the new line up, Boss Hawg is doing a great job at the wheel of the bass geeetar (as well as can be expected for a drunken freak) and Otto... well, Otto is still learning the ropes at lead guitar, but doing well even though he shaved off his beard and looked like a fuckin' dork!! General is looking uglier than ever, his neck has exploded with fat and he's really hard to look at, but it seems to be making his voice a little deeper, which is good. On the other hand my voice has been getting higher and I literally sound like a muppet trapped in a vice grip, but I'm working with it.

Anyway, we've increased speed on the song writing front and we're taking advantage of the fresh start and really pumpin' out some good tunes. I predict we'll start doing some live shows before the end of the year and possibly start recording for our next album soon too!
Upcoming releases
There are currently 2 releases in the works, the first is the Hank Williams tribute album on Devil Shitburner records out of Germany. It's going to be a vinyl with some great bands. It's also going to feature the very first recording with the new line up. Should be out in the next few months.

The second release is going to be a 4 song 7" record also on DSB records, it's going to have 4 unreleased songs from our latest recording session and will probably be out at the end of this year.

Of course we'll let you know when they're out, but also take a look at Devil Shitburner's webiste for info.
You can go back to sleep now
That's it, thanks for the support and stay as drunk as possible - Jack
  
 
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July 22, 2003Latest Fucking Hammercocks News!!
 
Billy Ray - Virus leaves the Hammercocks!!!!!
For some bands, this may be a once or twice a year thing, but for the Hammercocks, it just doesn't happen. Billy Ray has decided to go a different direction and has left the band on good terms. Click Here for the first installment of what WILL be many "Cocktoons" on our website. It is an animation of his departure and it explains things much better than I can.


A new Hammercock!!!!!!
That's right, Boss Hawg has joined the Hammercocks degenerate family. The Hammercocks will never fuckin' DIE and have picked up a real SLIMEBALL of a bass player, when he ain't playin' bass he's playin' bass...into the boat, fishin' the lakes of Texas and pullin' in the big mammas. Boss has taken Otto's place on the mighty bass and can really crank out the lows, he's a perfect match for the band and a long time friend. He also looks like Jesus!! and may be at least related to Jesus, the way he makes those fish walk on water!! Look for some updated animations of Boss Hawg in the near future, that's right a cocktoon of Mr. Hawg is coming soon!!
Otto Partz moves over to lead AXE!!!!
That's right the once bass slayer of the cocks takes over where Billy left off, on the AXE, now, he's never played it before, but fuck it, this is punk rock you shitheads, so get ready for some screatchin' ear poppin' lead from the "Partz"!! The next animation on our sight will feature Otto and his move to guitar.









 
Latest Releases!
Since all this shit has happened, 2 new release have been... well fuckin' released. The first release is the split 12" with Germany's FaggotKings on Green Hell / Stereo Drive Records and is now available in the U.S. !!! Just visit our website and click on the Merchandise Link.

The second release is the split 7" with Italy's The Nerds on Zurich Chainsaw Massacre Records We should be getting the Nerds split here in the U.S. very shortly. You fuckers will be the first to know. Of course for those of you on this mailing list over in Europe, WHAT's YER FUCKIN' EXCUSE? YOU SHOULD HAVE BOTH ALREADY!!!!

The next release will be the Hank Williams Tribute on Devil Shitburner Records outta Germany, it has some great fuckin' bands and we've sent in our final mix of Settin' The Woods On Fire by the great mr. Williams. Next up will be a 7" 4 song also on DSB.

We've been practicing with the new line up for about 2 months now and have been crankin' out new tunes already, all I can say is, there will be many Hammercocks releases in the future and we have in no way slowed down on creating songs for our own entertainment and will continue on (maily because it's a good excuse to drink some beer).
The Goat Farm is alive 'n kickin'
For those who don't know, we have an online message board called The Goat Farm. Get out there and Bullshit with us and everybody else. Sign up, show yourself and don't be a fuckin' pussy, but if you are a pussy fuckin', make sure and post pictures of it on the goat farm!!!
That's if for now....
That's all the news fit to fuckin' print from the Hammercocks front. Hope all you mother fuckers die a quick death if you ain't already dead. Look for some live shows before too long and no matter what, keep Rockin'.

- Jack Shit

 

  

 

 

 

02-11-03  - Holy Shit!! it's been a loooong time since I updated anyone with some Hammercocks news.  The latest is this:  The Faggotkings/Hammercocks Split is still not released, the pressing plant is backed up and the Stereodrive Records site simply says "Out Soon" for the release date, so I guess all I can tell you is... It'll be OUT SOON you son of a bitch.

We've been practicing week after week and just been havin' fun making up new songs.  We haven't played a show since the C.O.S. shindig quite a while back and we aren't planning on any shows any time soon, although that could change at anytime if we get the itch to play or if we get a descent offer, but for now, we're content with making up new stuff and I have to say we are on a fuckin' roll!!!  If things keep goin' well on the Goat Farm, look for  a new album out by the end of this year.

Our latest finished product was the split 7" with Italy's The Nerds, it's got a VS. theme and some great artwork to go along with the unreleased tunes from both bands.  Look for this record to be out by April of this year in time for a Swiss Nerds tour to support the release.  Keep your eyes on the label Zurich Chainsaw Massacre , the Nerds and of course us for further info.

The next project will be the Hank Williams Sr. tribute mentioned before.  We have decided to do the classic Settin' The Woods On Fire and the song is coming along nicely and should be recorded in the next few months.

We've also started working on our version of Burn In Hell for the upcoming Twisted Sister tribute set to be released on ScatBoy Records!!  More info to come on this once bands/songs are final and a release date has been set.

As for the next release, it may be the 7" 4 song on Devil Shitburner, more details on that when we get 'em

Other bullshit:  

The promos have been mailed out, we have plenty left since we haven't played any live shows lately, they have new color artwork of the great Hell Goat himself.  Shoot me your mailing info to email@hammercocks.com and I'll ship one out to ya, for free of course.

The Goat Farm is up and running strong, we had some problems a while back, apparently due to some hackers with waaaay too much time on their hands, but now everything is cool, we're up to 20 or so members, so feel free to hop on their and bullshit with us and everyone else until yer little goat sized heart is content. www.hammercocks.com/yabbse

 

That's all for now, keep on keepin' on

Jack Shit

11-17-02  - The FaggotKings split 12" has been delayed again, not sure what the hold up is, but it is now slated for late December according to Green Hell/Stereodrive records in Germany.

The promos are done and we will start mailing them out soon.

10-28-02  - The FaggotKings split 12" has been delayed, new release date is mid-November according to Green Hell/Stereodrive records in Germany.

Got the Goat Farm up and running, jump on, sign up and have fun.  Link is on left side or main page

The second pressing of our 2002 8 song promo will be done this week, it was worth the wait, it has a full color cover with some new artwork, it rocks, and will be sent out to those that have requested it as soon as possible.  Member of our mailing list will be taken care of first, thanks for your patience, but again, they are FREE you cheap fucks. - Jack

10-22-02  - Hammercocks get a deal on Devil Shitburner Records!  Talks of a 4 song full color 7" colored vinyl release on the German label are final, look for more info to come, release date Feb. 2003.  Also, we have been invited to be on the Hank Williams Sr. 10" tribute.

The 12" Faggotkings split should be out this month on Green Hell records.

The 7" Nerds Split should be out in Jan/Feb 2003

We're still trying to gather up some more cash to get some more Promo CDs made so we can send it out to all that have requested one.

We're currently taking a short break from playing shows and are writing new songs every week for a possible full length CD and more small releases in 2003.

Look for an interactive message-board on this site in the next week or so.

That's it for now.

10-09-02  - Well, we had a fuckin' blast down in New Orleans playing the COS show, All the bands kicked ass and a special thanks goes out to Walt,  Jeff and all the other people in the COS.  Look for some rantin' and ravin' about the trip, the show and the drinkin' on this site later plus some pictures from the shindig.  Also be prepared for some more shows with some of the COS bands coming soon, take a look at the Otto's Partz link for possible quick info on that until the shows are confirmed, Why?  I don't know, I guess because Otto wants his own page and wants to make it look really cool and keep it updated so he can get layed more, but just look at it.

The Hammercocks/FaggotKings split is due out this month, here is the press release from Green Hell Records in Germany:

STD! 023 Hammercocks / Faggot Kings Split LP
A ballsy trans-atlantic team up of two great followers of the good ‘ol down & dirty tradition of buzzsaw Destructo Punk. The Hammercocks are from Texas and as everybody who’s ever been down south knows: You just don’t mess with Texas! Their gun slingin’, bad mouthin’ and beer sluggin’ approach to Redneck Scum Punk knows no friends or foes. If you need comparisons, look to their allies Antiseen, the Hookers or Nine Pound Hammer – and then run! The Faggot Kings are proud members of the German Community Of Filth, and it shows! 7 songs of muscular, brutish and tuned down chainsaw riffs coupled with pounding, driving rhythms and one song even features Gus Chambers of Grip Inc. on guest vocals. This is truly a “hell” of a split release!!!
Out: October/02

http://www.greenhell.de/relea.html

www.faggotkings.de

I've already seen the album for pre-order on some foreign sites, we should get some copies to sell to you direct from our site, hopefully it won't take long to those shipped over to us, we'll let y'all know.

 

Bad news on the promo, we're so fuckin' bad about this shit, but hey it is fuckin' free so FUCK YOU.  We gave away all of the promos at our last 3 shows, 200 of those bad boys, but hey those freaks deserved 'em more than you lazy internet surfin' fuckers right? I mean hell they actually got off their ass and made it to a show.  Anyway, we're working on getting some more, possibly with better covers/artwork so all is not lost.  Of course as soon as we get 'em ready we'll send them out to all of you just like we promised....uh I promise.

That's all for now - Jack (future webmaster of Jack's Shit)

08-01-02  - We are honored to be playing at this years Confederacy Of Scum Supershow in New Orleans.  We'll be going on first Saturday night, followed by Punk/Rock N Roll heroes:  Hammerlock, Before I Hang, ANTiSEEN and Cocknoose.  Not to mention Friday night with Limecell, Tunnel Rats, Rancid Vat and Hellstomper!!  For all the info, and I do mean ALL the info, including hotels, etc. check out www.confederacyofscum.com   We are truly honored to be playing with all of these bands and to be playing the COS supershow.  If you've never been to the annual COS show, you have NOT been to a punk rock show my friend, people from all over the world come to this sucker, last years event in Austin Texas was THE best show I've ever seen.  So don't be a fool, get yer ass down to New Orleans and rock out with us.

Also, there are FINALLY 3 songs available on www.mp3.com/hammercocks  and the promo CD sleeves have NOT come in yet, as soon as they do we WILL send them out to those who requested one.

07-17-02  - We're finally done with our recordings and we've decided NOT to release our second full length album, we're just not happy with all of the songs and ain't gonna put out a shit album.  Instead, we're going to release the good songs from the recording session on some smaller yet equally ass-kickin' albums, the first being the split 12" with Germany's FaggotKings.  Look for it to be out in late September or October.  When we get the official date, we'll let ya know.  It will have the following songs:

Hell goat
Since I've Been Wasted
Full Moon Light
Heart O Texas
Drink Yer Fuckin' Beer
Just Gota Ta Be That Way
Liquor Store

and here is the cover:

The next release will be a split 7" with Italy's The Nerds out early next year.  As for the rest of the "good" songs from the recording, they are without a home for now, but I'm sure we'll find a place for 'em.  We're also going to release promo CD available to ANYONE, so if you want a copy, just mail us at email@hammercocks.com and we'll send ya one free of course.

We will put out our second full length in 2003 more than likely as we come up with all new songs.

We've also updated the pics section of the site, check it out.

And finally we've uploaded a few new MP3s, check out mp3s link and look for more to come very quick. It may take a few days or even a week for them to show on MP3.com, so check often.

05-17-02  - Still working on the final stages of our second album and the upcoming 12" vinyl split with Germany's imfamous FaggotKings.  We will have MP3s up soon.  Also shopping a label for the Ramones tribute because Shorfuse Records and some dude named Brandon ripped all the bands off.  Thanks FUCKWAD, payback is a mutherfuckin' BITCH.

04-02-02  - Our contact number has changed for bookings, labels or whoever needs to contact us.  Sorry if we've missed you the last week or so, been kinda screwed up.  The new number is 972-874-2959 and it should be up and running on 4-3-02

03-25-02  - Shit, it's been a long time, we finally finished recording our 2nd album Lone Star Evil, we're working on the final touches and will post some mp3s on mp3.com soon.  Also the Misfits tribute has been release, click here for all the info.  We're also back to playin' some shows and have some coming up so stay tuned.

01-17-02  - The Ramones Tribute is scheduled for release in Feburary, it looks like it's going to turn out really well, some great bands ended up on this thing including the Hellions, Filthy Skanks, Faggotkings and probably some more I don't even know about.  You can listen to a promo mp3 here it was sent to us by Shortfuse Records, it's kinda big, but worth the download.  Stay tuned for info on getting the sucker, hopefully we'll have it available from our site for about $5 or so.

01-08-02  - Added a few reviews and a new interview on the press page, look for a complete revamp of this site soon.  Still recording new album

12-08-01  - Hammercocks on the Radio?? Now that's fuckin' scary, we're gonna be on 105.3 FM in Dallas on Sunday Dec. 16th starting at 7pm for the Live and Local Show, tune in if you can, also make it out to the Curtain Club in Downtown Dallas for the Live Show after the Broadcast, we start at 9pm

11-29-01  - God Damn, we're some fancy motherfuckers now, we now have credit card ordering for our merchandise, of course we'll take cash too.

11-25-01  - Added some reviews, check 'em out if you get a chance.  Also added the Rock N' Roll Hell Yeah Compilation to the discography page, it's available on Wolverine Records' website, pick it up!

11-12-01  - Well shit, it's been a while since we've updated this site, we're working on completely overhaulin' this puppy.  Anyway, we finally got our shirts in, they look fuckin' great.  If you want one just head over to the merchandise page.  They're $15 including shipping, well worth it I must fuckin' say, this ain't no cheap black and white job.  Check 'em out HERE

General is outta state workin' so we had to cancel some shows, plus we've just started recording our 2nd album so because of those 2 things, we ain't plannin' on any gigs until the end of December or so.  The Misfits tribute is still gonna happen along with the Ramones Tribute and the split 10" with the FaggotKings.  If we get any details, we'll let everyone know.

 

09-14-01  - We moved hammercocks.com to a new server so we missed some email over the last few days, just resend it if you're not sure.  Also we had to cancel the OK City show due to General Lee working for the man, it fuckin' sucks ass and we hated to do it, but we'll be back in OK city soon.  Make sure and head out to the show anyway, cause the filthy skanks and men of porn will make a good one I'm sure.

09-05-01  - OK FINALLY, the CD is available to the U.S. of Fuckin' "A" HERE or check out the album details. Rock on and thanks for the support.

09-01-01  - The CD is available on Wolverine Records Website.  If you're in Europe, get it there.  The US distributors are a bit slower, it should be available on Interpunk.com soon.  We will put a link from this site as soon as it becomes availble.  In the meantime, check out the Merchandise section to tickle your taste-buds even more.

08-15-01  - This ain't really news, but we played last night at the Ridglea Theater in Ft. Worth, and it was the most fuckin' freaky show yet, bad fuckin' karma or somethin' that night.  First we got there late and had to rush to setup, then the snare drum busted, and then General Lee got fuckin' shocked so hard from the mic, he hit the floor!!! no shit man, somethin' was fucked up with the circuit I guess, probably from his old ass amp, it's a 30 yr. old fender super six, and it rocks ass, but somethin' must have been screwed up.  We kept playin' and limpin' along with all the problems including the monitor system not working at all, so we couldn't hear ourselves.  Then he got zapped again, big fuckin' electrical arc hit his face and he hit the ground again, he didn't get up so quick this time, but we managed to finish the last song and get out of the place alive.  I've been shocked by microphones before, but nothin' like this man, shit.  He said his ear hurts like a motherfucker today and his lips have burn marks, but I told him to quit bein' such a puss!!  I think someone may have got it on video or taken a picture, I hope so.

07-23-01  -  Listen for a live interview on Wednesday 7-25 on 89.3 KNON in Dallas Texas or on the internet at KNON.org  Listen to "twisted kicks" with Dave Chaos from 8pm -10pm.

07-17-01  -  A release date for the album has been set - September 1st !!!!!

07-12-01  -  Debut album was sent off to the record label yesterday, it looks like it will be 6 weeks before the release, hang tight!!

Look for a live show review soon.

Our mailing list has changed, listbot is not hosting free mailing lists after august so make sure to join the new list on the main page.

06-14-01  -  Updated some radio stations.  Debut album still in the works.

05-08-01  -  Web page finally updated.  Debut album still in the works.