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July 06, 2006ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT...to put yer cock in! |
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Waco Texas Show - July 15th!!
Holy SHIT!! Hammercocks back in their shitty ass home town of Waco on the 15th, how could that be topped you ask? Well, the show will be held at Chapter 11, a hole in the wall little drinking bar, in fact General's drinking bar. This is bound to be some crazy shit, no stage, small place that usually doesn't have music acts and some drunken ass Rock 'n roll!! Something stupid is bound to happen. Y'all come on out for a good time, also playin' is Towne Adams and his band, Towne is a long time friend since childhood and him and his bandmates know how to play hard. No flyer, no planning, just show up and get fucked. If you don't know how to get there, you probably ain't comin' anyway, but if you do need directions, shoot us an email.
Update, here's directions to
Chapter 11
Hammercocks New Shirt 'n shit
We've got some new shirts available now from our website under the merchandise section. We'll also have these shirts at the upcoming show of course. Sorry, no new music on disk yet, but we'll have all of our old shit and vinyls too. We do have a few new compilations, one is the motorhead tribute and the other is the "foreign object" compilation which has an alternate version of one of our new songs "Country Garden" on it, pick 'em up while you can, we'll probably lose 'em after this show or they'll be completely ruined by alcohol or possibly thrown out the window on the way home. Good luck. ![]()
the fucking Hammercocks Goat Farm and
Myspace.com
Join the Goat Farm Message Board ![]() We are now on Myspace.com so take a look and do whatever it is you do on myspace.com cause we have no fucking clue, but hey we're there anyway! myspace.com/hammercocks |
Album Status...
mother fucker, ok, it's been about 2 maybe 3
years since we started fucking with this new
album, you're thinking god damn, y'all are
some slow ass bitches, well, we are slow, so
fuck you!! We've got 10 songs mastered and
we're working on the other 6. We've got our
comic for the CD insert in the works, the
story board has been completed and we have a
new kick ass artist working on it now. We'll
shoot for the new album to be 100% done and
released by the end of this year so merry
fucking christmas. Some promo copies should
be available soon with probably 8 tracks on
it, you'll be updated when they're ready and
we'll give 'em away free as usual so you
cheap fucks will have a pacifier to suck on
until the album is released. Lots of
personal issues and changes with the members
are causing major album delays, but that's
just the way it is with a working man's
band. Be assured we ain't goin' nowhere and
we will continue to play/release shit until
we die. If some weird rich fan wants to slip
us some cash so we can all quit our jobs,
that would be helpful, I can almost
guarantee you that we'd have 4 or 5 releases
a year that way. If no one wants to pony up
some cash for the Hammercocks, well then,
you're just part of the problem aren't ya?
So, just sit back, punch your balls and
cunts and stay drunk until we're good 'n
ready fuckers.
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02-11-03 - Holy Shit!! it's been a loooong time since I updated anyone with some Hammercocks news. The latest is this: The Faggotkings/Hammercocks Split is still not released, the pressing plant is backed up and the Stereodrive Records site simply says "Out Soon" for the release date, so I guess all I can tell you is... It'll be OUT SOON you son of a bitch. We've been practicing week after week and just been havin' fun making up new songs. We haven't played a show since the C.O.S. shindig quite a while back and we aren't planning on any shows any time soon, although that could change at anytime if we get the itch to play or if we get a descent offer, but for now, we're content with making up new stuff and I have to say we are on a fuckin' roll!!! If things keep goin' well on the Goat Farm, look for a new album out by the end of this year. Our latest finished product was the split 7" with Italy's The Nerds, it's got a VS. theme and some great artwork to go along with the unreleased tunes from both bands. Look for this record to be out by April of this year in time for a Swiss Nerds tour to support the release. Keep your eyes on the label Zurich Chainsaw Massacre , the Nerds and of course us for further info. The next project will be the Hank Williams Sr. tribute mentioned before. We have decided to do the classic Settin' The Woods On Fire and the song is coming along nicely and should be recorded in the next few months. We've also started working on our version of Burn In Hell for the upcoming Twisted Sister tribute set to be released on ScatBoy Records!! More info to come on this once bands/songs are final and a release date has been set. As for the next release, it may be the 7" 4 song on Devil Shitburner, more details on that when we get 'em Other bullshit: The promos have been mailed out, we have plenty left since we haven't played any live shows lately, they have new color artwork of the great Hell Goat himself. Shoot me your mailing info to email@hammercocks.com and I'll ship one out to ya, for free of course. The Goat Farm is up and running strong, we had some problems a while back, apparently due to some hackers with waaaay too much time on their hands, but now everything is cool, we're up to 20 or so members, so feel free to hop on their and bullshit with us and everyone else until yer little goat sized heart is content. www.hammercocks.com/yabbse
That's all for now, keep on keepin' on Jack Shit 11-17-02 - The FaggotKings split 12" has been delayed again, not sure what the hold up is, but it is now slated for late December according to Green Hell/Stereodrive records in Germany. The promos are done and we will start mailing them out soon. 10-28-02 - The FaggotKings split 12" has been delayed, new release date is mid-November according to Green Hell/Stereodrive records in Germany. Got the Goat Farm up and running, jump on, sign up and have fun. Link is on left side or main page The second pressing of our 2002 8 song promo will be done this week, it was worth the wait, it has a full color cover with some new artwork, it rocks, and will be sent out to those that have requested it as soon as possible. Member of our mailing list will be taken care of first, thanks for your patience, but again, they are FREE you cheap fucks. - Jack 10-22-02 - Hammercocks get a deal on Devil Shitburner Records! Talks of a 4 song full color 7" colored vinyl release on the German label are final, look for more info to come, release date Feb. 2003. Also, we have been invited to be on the Hank Williams Sr. 10" tribute. The 12" Faggotkings split should be out this month on Green Hell records. The 7" Nerds Split should be out in Jan/Feb 2003 We're still trying to gather up some more cash to get some more Promo CDs made so we can send it out to all that have requested one. We're currently taking a short break from playing shows and are writing new songs every week for a possible full length CD and more small releases in 2003. Look for an interactive message-board on this site in the next week or so. That's it for now. 10-09-02 - Well, we had a fuckin' blast down in New Orleans playing the COS show, All the bands kicked ass and a special thanks goes out to Walt, Jeff and all the other people in the COS. Look for some rantin' and ravin' about the trip, the show and the drinkin' on this site later plus some pictures from the shindig. Also be prepared for some more shows with some of the COS bands coming soon, take a look at the Otto's Partz link for possible quick info on that until the shows are confirmed, Why? I don't know, I guess because Otto wants his own page and wants to make it look really cool and keep it updated so he can get layed more, but just look at it. The Hammercocks/FaggotKings split is due out this month, here is the press release from Green Hell Records in Germany: STD!
023 Hammercocks / Faggot Kings Split
LP http://www.greenhell.de/relea.html I've already seen the album for pre-order on some foreign sites, we should get some copies to sell to you direct from our site, hopefully it won't take long to those shipped over to us, we'll let y'all know.
Bad news on the promo, we're so fuckin' bad about this shit, but hey it is fuckin' free so FUCK YOU. We gave away all of the promos at our last 3 shows, 200 of those bad boys, but hey those freaks deserved 'em more than you lazy internet surfin' fuckers right? I mean hell they actually got off their ass and made it to a show. Anyway, we're working on getting some more, possibly with better covers/artwork so all is not lost. Of course as soon as we get 'em ready we'll send them out to all of you just like we promised....uh I promise. That's all for now - Jack (future webmaster of Jack's Shit) 08-01-02 - We are honored to be playing at this years Confederacy Of Scum Supershow in New Orleans. We'll be going on first Saturday night, followed by Punk/Rock N Roll heroes: Hammerlock, Before I Hang, ANTiSEEN and Cocknoose. Not to mention Friday night with Limecell, Tunnel Rats, Rancid Vat and Hellstomper!! For all the info, and I do mean ALL the info, including hotels, etc. check out www.confederacyofscum.com We are truly honored to be playing with all of these bands and to be playing the COS supershow. If you've never been to the annual COS show, you have NOT been to a punk rock show my friend, people from all over the world come to this sucker, last years event in Austin Texas was THE best show I've ever seen. So don't be a fool, get yer ass down to New Orleans and rock out with us. Also, there are FINALLY 3 songs available on www.mp3.com/hammercocks and the promo CD sleeves have NOT come in yet, as soon as they do we WILL send them out to those who requested one. 07-17-02 - We're finally done with our recordings and we've decided NOT to release our second full length album, we're just not happy with all of the songs and ain't gonna put out a shit album. Instead, we're going to release the good songs from the recording session on some smaller yet equally ass-kickin' albums, the first being the split 12" with Germany's FaggotKings. Look for it to be out in late September or October. When we get the official date, we'll let ya know. It will have the following songs: Hell goat and here is the cover:
The next release will be a split 7" with Italy's The Nerds out early next year. As for the rest of the "good" songs from the recording, they are without a home for now, but I'm sure we'll find a place for 'em. We're also going to release promo CD available to ANYONE, so if you want a copy, just mail us at email@hammercocks.com and we'll send ya one free of course. We will put out our second full length in 2003 more than likely as we come up with all new songs. We've also updated the pics section of the site, check it out. And finally we've uploaded a few new MP3s, check out mp3s link and look for more to come very quick. It may take a few days or even a week for them to show on MP3.com, so check often. 05-17-02 - Still working on the final stages of our second album and the upcoming 12" vinyl split with Germany's imfamous FaggotKings. We will have MP3s up soon. Also shopping a label for the Ramones tribute because Shorfuse Records and some dude named Brandon ripped all the bands off. Thanks FUCKWAD, payback is a mutherfuckin' BITCH. 04-02-02 - Our contact number has changed for bookings, labels or whoever needs to contact us. Sorry if we've missed you the last week or so, been kinda screwed up. The new number is 972-874-2959 and it should be up and running on 4-3-02 03-25-02 - Shit, it's been a long time, we finally finished recording our 2nd album Lone Star Evil, we're working on the final touches and will post some mp3s on mp3.com soon. Also the Misfits tribute has been release, click here for all the info. We're also back to playin' some shows and have some coming up so stay tuned. 01-17-02 - The Ramones Tribute is scheduled for release in Feburary, it looks like it's going to turn out really well, some great bands ended up on this thing including the Hellions, Filthy Skanks, Faggotkings and probably some more I don't even know about. You can listen to a promo mp3 here it was sent to us by Shortfuse Records, it's kinda big, but worth the download. Stay tuned for info on getting the sucker, hopefully we'll have it available from our site for about $5 or so. 01-08-02 - Added a few reviews and a new interview on the press page, look for a complete revamp of this site soon. Still recording new album 12-08-01 - Hammercocks on the Radio?? Now that's fuckin' scary, we're gonna be on 105.3 FM in Dallas on Sunday Dec. 16th starting at 7pm for the Live and Local Show, tune in if you can, also make it out to the Curtain Club in Downtown Dallas for the Live Show after the Broadcast, we start at 9pm 11-29-01 - God Damn, we're some fancy motherfuckers now, we now have credit card ordering for our merchandise, of course we'll take cash too. 11-25-01 - Added some reviews, check 'em out if you get a chance. Also added the Rock N' Roll Hell Yeah Compilation to the discography page, it's available on Wolverine Records' website, pick it up! 11-12-01 - Well shit, it's been a while since we've updated this site, we're working on completely overhaulin' this puppy. Anyway, we finally got our shirts in, they look fuckin' great. If you want one just head over to the merchandise page. They're $15 including shipping, well worth it I must fuckin' say, this ain't no cheap black and white job. Check 'em out HERE General is outta state workin' so we had to cancel some shows, plus we've just started recording our 2nd album so because of those 2 things, we ain't plannin' on any gigs until the end of December or so. The Misfits tribute is still gonna happen along with the Ramones Tribute and the split 10" with the FaggotKings. If we get any details, we'll let everyone know.
09-14-01 - We moved hammercocks.com to a new server so we missed some email over the last few days, just resend it if you're not sure. Also we had to cancel the OK City show due to General Lee working for the man, it fuckin' sucks ass and we hated to do it, but we'll be back in OK city soon. Make sure and head out to the show anyway, cause the filthy skanks and men of porn will make a good one I'm sure. 09-05-01 - OK FINALLY, the CD is available to the U.S. of Fuckin' "A" HERE or check out the album details. Rock on and thanks for the support. 09-01-01 - The CD is available on Wolverine Records Website. If you're in Europe, get it there. The US distributors are a bit slower, it should be available on Interpunk.com soon. We will put a link from this site as soon as it becomes availble. In the meantime, check out the Merchandise section to tickle your taste-buds even more. 08-15-01 - This ain't really news, but we played last night at the Ridglea Theater in Ft. Worth, and it was the most fuckin' freaky show yet, bad fuckin' karma or somethin' that night. First we got there late and had to rush to setup, then the snare drum busted, and then General Lee got fuckin' shocked so hard from the mic, he hit the floor!!! no shit man, somethin' was fucked up with the circuit I guess, probably from his old ass amp, it's a 30 yr. old fender super six, and it rocks ass, but somethin' must have been screwed up. We kept playin' and limpin' along with all the problems including the monitor system not working at all, so we couldn't hear ourselves. Then he got zapped again, big fuckin' electrical arc hit his face and he hit the ground again, he didn't get up so quick this time, but we managed to finish the last song and get out of the place alive. I've been shocked by microphones before, but nothin' like this man, shit. He said his ear hurts like a motherfucker today and his lips have burn marks, but I told him to quit bein' such a puss!! I think someone may have got it on video or taken a picture, I hope so. 07-23-01 - Listen for a live interview on Wednesday 7-25 on 89.3 KNON in Dallas Texas or on the internet at KNON.org Listen to "twisted kicks" with Dave Chaos from 8pm -10pm. 07-17-01 - A release date for the album has been set - September 1st !!!!! 07-12-01 - Debut album was sent off to the record label yesterday, it looks like it will be 6 weeks before the release, hang tight!! Look for a live show review soon. Our mailing list has changed, listbot is not hosting free mailing lists after august so make sure to join the new list on the main page. 06-14-01 - Updated some radio stations. Debut album still in the works. 05-08-01 - Web page finally updated. Debut album still in the works.
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